Law & Order

These Were Their Stories

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

“Appointment television” may be defined as the need to be home when a television show airs to ensure we capture every second of the show.

In a Hulu-You Tube-On Demand universe, appointment television in the strictest sense is no longer necessary. We’ll still seek quality, although the viewing time is in our hands. We need to make the appointment to watch the show, not the broadcast or cable networks. But after
24, Law & Order, and Lost, will prime time television ever be that good again?

On Sunday night, we learned that the Flash Sideways story line on
Lost was really a waiting state for the dead. Our favorite characters remained there until they remembered their time on the island. Apparently, they needed to remember so they could move forward on their afterlife’s journeys.

Last night, we said goodbye to Jack Bauer. He’s on the run after triggering the exposure of a massive cover-up that reached the Oval Office, not to mention pulling the trigger to seek revenge on almost everyone involved. The cover-up killed Renee Walker, Jack’s paramour and fellow CTU agent.

We also bid adieu last night to
Law & Order, one of television’s true stalwarts. With twenty years of episodes, we will easily have ample time to relive the stories of Lennie Briscoe, Mike Logan, Jack McCoy, Anita Van Buren, and the many others who dramatized true-life stories.

When a television show creator pitches a show, he or she explains the first few story lines or ‘bible.’ On
Inside the Actors Studio, Dick Wolf recalled pitching L&O to Brandon Tartikoff, then the President of NBC Entertainment. When Tartikoff asked about the story bible, Wolf said that he would get his stories from the front page of the New York Post.

The Ultimate TV Network

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

If I created the ultimate television network, the prime time program lineup would probably look like this:

On Sunday, I would start with the legends.
I Love Lucy at 8:00pm followed by The Jack Benny Program at 8:30pm.

The pairing makes sense since Lucille Ball and Jack Benny were not only show business icons, but also neighbors in real life. They lived next door to each other on North Roxbury Drive in Beverly Hills.

Then, we turn to the rural heavyweights.
The Andy Griffith Show at 9:00pm and The Beverly Hillbillies at 9:30pm.

Sunday nights should be nice and easy, after all. And what's nicer and easier than our friends in Mayberry and the hillbilly transplants to the land of Rodeo Drive?

At 10:00pm,
The Sopranos.

On Monday nights, I would pair
The Dick Van Dyke Show and Mary Tyler Moore in the 8 o'clock hour, followed by M*A*S*H and Murphy Brown in the 9 o'clock hour.

At 10:00pm,
St. Elsewhere.

Tuesday nights would start with family comedy.
The Cosby Show and Family Ties 8:00pm and 8:30pm respectively.

Everybody Loves Raymond at 9:00pm and Two and a Half Men at 9:30pm.

At 10:00pm,
Law & Order.

Wednesday nights would start with sophistication.

Frasier at 8:00pm and The Odd Couple at 8:30pm. I'm sure Felix Unger would have enjoyed talking wine, opera, and art with the Crane brothers.

The 9 o'clock hour would consist of
You'll Never Get Rich starring Phil Silvers as Sergeant Bilko and The Twilight Zone.

At 10:00pm,
Hill Street Blues.

Of course, Thursday nights would truly be Must See TV with
Cheers, Taxi, Seinfeld, and Friends followed by ER at 10:00pm.

Friday night would be another family-friendly night, starting with
The Brady Bunch at 8:00pm and The Wonder Years at 8:30pm.

At 9:00pm,
Friday Night Lights, a depiction of a west Texas town obsessed with high school football.

At 10:00pm,
The Wire.

Saturday night begins with cartoons.

The Simpsons at 8:00pm and King of the Hill at 8:30pm.

The Honeymooners at 9:00pm and Curb Your Enthusiasm at 9:30pm.

At 10:00pm,
Homicide: Life on the Street, an undervalued, underrated, and underwatched program during its tenure on NBC in the 1990's.

Reasonable minds can differ.

Should
Happy Days be in the lineup instead of The Brady Bunch?

What about
L.A. Law, thirtysomething, Scrubs, or All in the Family?

What's the standard for making the linuep?

All good questions.

For now, it's merely instinctive.

Programs can be replaced.

Or I can start another network.

Law & Order

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Last night,
Law & Order completed its 19th season.

The current detectives on NBC's long-running
Law & Order came to Manhattan's fictional 27th precinct with rich resumes.

Jeremy Sisto plays Cyrus Lupo. But fans of HBO's
Six Feet Under will recognize Sisto as the actor who plays Billy, brother of Brenda and sometimes bane of the existence of Brenda's significant other, Nate.

Sisto brings depth, pain, and reality to Billy, a truly three-dimensional character with three-dimensional mental issues.

He intrigued us and inspired our empathy.


He scared us and inspired our curiosity.

He welcomed us and inspired our interest in the causes, effects, and monitoring of mental illness.

Sisto's film career began with the 1991 film
Grand Canyon where he enjoys a stellar cast including Kevin Kline, Mary McDonnell, Steve Martin, Mary-Louise Parker, and Danny Glover.

In the film, Kline and McDonnell play the parents of Sisto's character, Roberto. Inspired by baseball great Roberto Clemente, Kline's character names his son after the Pittsburgh Pirates legend.


Although he plays a relatively small part, Sisto stays pace with the veteran actors/

In addition to
Law & Order, Sisto delves into another fictional crime fighting world with its own iconic status.

He voices Bruce Wayne and Batman in the 2008 direct-to-video offering
Justice League: The New Frontier.

Anthony Anderson plays Kevin Bernard in
Law & Order. Bernard is a recently transferred detective from Internal Affairs. Anderson has big gumshoes to fill as he succeeds Jesse Martin. Martin debuted as Ed Green in Season 10. He left in Season 18.

Martin's Ed Green left the NYPD after Bernard investigated him because of a shooting. At the time, Bernard worked for Internal Affairs.

Although the department dropped the charges, Green left the force rather than fight disciplinary action.

Anderson recently starred in
K-Ville where he paired with Cole Hauser. This buddy cop show on FOX was set in New Orleans. It incorporated the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina into the story line.

Anderson also played a significant, recurring role in
The Shield -- drug kingpin Antwon Mitchell.

Back in prison after enjoying a brief stay on the outside, Mitchell reinforces his status as a player. Indeed, when the cops from the fictional Farmington section of an unnamed southern California city need a favor on the inside, they must strike a deal with their sometimes nemesis, sometimes ally Antwon Mitchell.


Anderson's comedy roles include a part in
Malibu's Most Wanted, a hysterical, perhaps politically incorrect film starring Jaime Kennedy as a wannabe boy from the hood. Ryan O'Neal and Bo Derek play Kennedy's parents.

Anderson's film resume includes
King's Ransom, Big Momma's House, and Scary Movie 3.

Additionally, he had a short-lived sitcom on the WB --
All About the Andersons.

Boston TV

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Boston is a terrific site for television programs.

Where do you go when you want to be where you can see the troubles are all the same and everybody knows your name?

Cheers in Boston --
Cheers.

Where do you go when you want to hire Spenser, the private investigator?

A revamped firehouse turned living quarters in Boston --
Spenser: For Hire.

Where do you go when you need Dr. Marc Craig, an egotistical, egocentric, and egomaniacal heart surgeon who is also a leader in the field of cardiac care?

St. Eligius Hospital in Boston --
St. Elsewhere.

Goodnight Beantown is also set in Boston. This mid-1980's sitcom revolved around a male-female television news anchor team played by Bill Bixby and Mariette Hartley.

Boston Common enjoyed a coveted role on NBC's Thursday night Must See TV lineup in the mid-1990's. The show features stand up comedian Anthony Clark, familiar to fans of Yes, Dear as good-natured, hard-working, and fun-lacking Greg Warner.

Crossing Jordan stars Jill Hennessy of Law & Order fame as a coroner who goes beyond the obvious to solve crimes. The show exists in the same televerse as Las Vegas.

David Kelley's legal trifecta of
Ally McBeal, The Practice, and Boston Legal takes place in Kelley's old stomping grounds of Boston. One can trace Kelley's creative roots in the Boston law genre to his 1987 movie From the Hip starring Judd Nelson.

Kelley also created
Boston Public, a show about a high school that enjoyed a crossover with The Practice as did Ally McBeal.

George Peppard plays the title role in
Banacek, a 1970's show on NBC about an insurance investigator in Boston who receives a percentage of a property's value upon recovering it after a theft.

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, later simply named Two Guys and a Girl, centers around...well, the title says it all. Three platonic twentysomething friends share misadventures, advice, and problems, in college and thereafter.

For the younger set, the Disney Channel's
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody takes place in the fictional Tipton Hotel in Boston. Twin boys, Zack and Cody, live in a hotel because their mom is the headline singer and the residence is part of the contract.

HBO made a first in 2006 when it aired its first sitcom, the adult-themed, Boston-set
Lucky Louie featuring stand up comedian Louis C. K.

Beyond the racy language, adult themes, and spare apartment set lay a working-class basis that parallels
All in the Family and The Honeymooners.

Lucky Louie only aired six episodes in the summer of '06.

Boston is the setting for later episodes of
Dawson's Creek when the core characters attend college.

And even though we never saw Boston through his eyes, we certainly heard about it from his nostalgic recounts, the Boston revered by Major Charles Emerson Winchester III on
M*A*S*H.

Boston is a great sports town.

Boston is a great history town.

And Boston is a great television town.

Heeere's Conan!

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Tonight is Jay Leno's last night as host of
The Tonight Show.

Leno enjoyed great success because of his immense dedication to the craft of comedy, a Must See TV lineup lead-in with powerhouses
Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Friends, Seinfeld, and ER, and a 1995 appearance by Hugh Grant after his arrest for soliciting a prostitute that turbocharged ratings.

But great success came with a cost. Leno's tenure at
The Tonight Show will be forever marked by intense competition with Late Show with David Letterman preceded by the confusion over which comedian would succeed Johnny Carson. Additionally, the furor created by Leno's manager Helen Kushnick when she was the initial Executive Producer of The Tonight Show triggered her dismissal only four months into the show. A seventeen-year relationship between the likable comedian and tough entertainment manager evaporated. This, after building Jay Leno's career, increasing his exposure, and taking him from small clubs to the most coveted job in comedy.

Leno will be gone from late night after tonight's broadcast, but not from NBC. In a few months, we will see him on prime time as the host of a Monday-Friday 10:00 pm show (9:00 pm in the Midwest).

Ironically, this is the same time slot that NBC offered to David Letterman after they gave
The Tonight Show to Jay Leno. Letterman refused and went to CBS.

A Jay Leno talk-variety show in prime time will be cheaper to produce with more original shows than a drama. But is NBC foregoing potential licensing dollars by not investing in a drama?

To put a spin on a well-known phrase, prime time will tell.

Conan O'Brien takes the baton of
The Tonight Show on Monday, June 1st.

New York City Cops

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

The New York City cop is a staple of television programming.

Naked City.

NYPD.

NYPD Blue.

Just three examples of the Big Apple’s representation on the television landscape.

While early visual evidence shows
Hill Street Blues with a setting in Chicago, later dialogue used phrases to indicate a New York City locale. For example, upstate is a phrase frequently used by New Yorkers. An early episode uses the geographic phrase, East River.

Generally, though, the producers did not state a particular setting for Hill Street Blues.

Third Watch used cops and fireman as the major characters.

CSI: New York is the third version of CSI.

New York Undercover was a FOX offering in the 1990’s, geared to a younger audience with younger detectives answering to Patti D’Arbanville as the seasoned boss.

Law & Order debuted in 1990 and it’s still on the air with two other shows in the family: Law & Order: SVU and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Lennie Briscoe, Mike Logan, Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson, Don Cragen, Ed Green, Anita Van Buren, Rey Curtis, and John Munch are some of the detectives in the Law & Order universe.

Richard Belzer originally played John Munch on
Homicide and moved to SVU when Homicide ended.

NYPD Blue is another cop show with a long history. A breakthrough show in 1993, NYPD Blue launched David Caruso into the celebrity stratosphere. He landed with a thud when he left the show less than two years later. His comeback on CSI: Miami seems to make up for the prior lost opportunity.

Caruso’s departure opened the door for Jimmy Smits, Rick Schroeder, and Mark-Paul Gosselear to work alongside Dennis Franz, the actor who embodied perhaps the most dysfunctional cop in television history, Andy Sipowicz.

Frequently, the source of Andy’s strength was his relationship with his partners, allowing him to put self-destructive actions to rest: excessive drinking, sex with hookers, overtly acting defiant to his Lieutenant, Arthur Fancy because of racial attitudes.

Dennis Farina, the Chicago cop turned actor who made his big debut on
Crime Story in the 1980’s, said that the most realistic depiction of police work was on Barney Miller.

Set in a Greenwich Village precinct, Barney Miller was a mixture of racial diversity, wry humor, and depth of characters -- detectives and perpetrators.

Barney Miller rarely went beyond the squad room during its run from 1974-1982.

In the last episode, Barney got his long-awaited and well-deserved promotion to Deputy Inspector.

The representation of New York’s Finest on television will surely continue in the 21st century.

But one thing remains the same, whether they use high-technology on
CSI: NY or old-fashioned detective work on Law & Order, New York’s Finest have the tremendous task of catching the bad guys and making the streets safe.

Numbers

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Numbers play important roles in television.

Nielsen ratings determine whether programs live or die.

There’s a show on CBS actually called
Numbers because it deals with a mathematical approach to solving crimes.

But what about numerical references in the actual television shows?

Let’s take a journey on one through ten.

Titles:

The Single Guy.

The Odd Couple.

Three’s Company.

Number of characters:

Four seems to be a magic number.

4-A. Classic sitcoms.
I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Seinfeld, and Will & Grace all share a striking similarity: four major characters in a New York apartment.

4-B. Law & Order. The longest running network drama has four major characters, two detectives and two assistant district attorneys. Purists might argue the number is six because of the police lieutenant and the D.A., however, most of the scenes appear to use some combination of the aforementioned four.

4-C. HBO’s Entourage uses four primary characters -- a movie star, his half-brother and his two friends.

Five children on
The Partridge Family.

Six on
The Brady Bunch. NBC’s powerhouse sitcom Friends also had six major characters.

Seven is interesting.

It was the name George Costanza chose for his future offspring on
Seinfeld. Unfortunately, it lost significance when the pregnant cousin of George’s fiancé Susan took it for her newborn baby.

Seven was also the name of a child the Bundys adopted on
Married With Children. Then, like Chuck Cunningham, he just wasn’t there one day, though he was referenced briefly in a dream sequence when Kelly had to empty her brain of useless information and a picture of Seven floated by.

Back to titles.

Eight is Enough.

The Nine.

Just the Ten of Us.

Numbers can play an important part in the plot line of a show. In
Lost, the following numbers have terrific significance: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

First, they’re Hurley’s winning lottery numbers.

Second, they’re on the bottle of medication that Desmond takes.

Third, they’re the numbers Desmond has to enter into the computer every 108 minutes. Coincidentally, or maybe not, the numbers total 108 when added together.

When he didn’t, he triggered a reaction that caused an Oceanic Airlines flight from Sydney to Los Angeles to crash on the island. The numbers have also appeared individually or in some combination throughout the series. For example, the Oceanic flight number is 815.

Numbers.

They’re not just for Nielsen ratings anymore.