Seinfeld

Year in Review

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

As 2009 turns into 2010, we take a look back at the year in television.

We saw Ziva David leave her role as a Mossad liaison in
NCIS and return to the Mossad full-time under the reign of her father, Mossad Chief Eli David.

After she got captured during a mission in North Africa, the NCIS crew rescued her.

And Ziva returned to NCIS as a full-fledged member of the team, thereby abandoning any remaining and confusing loyalties to her father.

We met the team’s Los Angeles counterparts in a crossover appearance that set the stage for the spinoff
NCIS: Los Angeles.

We saw Sarah Palin confront David Letterman in the media because of a joke about her daughter’s pregnancy.

And we saw David Letterman in another media controversy rooted in his extracurricular relationships with female staff members.

We saw Jay Leno move to 10:00 pm with the slogan
It’s About Time. We saw Conan O’Brien move into The Tonight Show host position with a new studio at NBC Universal.

We saw Jimmy Fallon take over Conan’s old job as the host of
Late Night.

We saw Julianna Marguiles return to network prime time as the scorned spouse of an adulterous Chicago politician in
The Good Wife. Her character returns to the practice of law after a 15-year absence so she can support her children.

We saw a story line span all three
CSI shows during the November sweeps period.

On
Entourage, we saw Ari Gold merge his agency, Miller Gold, with the agency of his mentor and nemesis, Terrence McQuewick.

We saw Johnny Chase get his big break with a network holding deal for a television series to be centered on him.

We saw Eric fold up his small talent management company to take a job with a legendary talent management company.

We saw Turtle and Jamie-Lynn Sigler break up.

And we saw Eric and Sloane get engaged.

On cable news channels, we saw a balloon that looked like a huge Jiffy Pop container travel across Colorado and we feared that a six-year-old boy was inside the balloon.

We soon learned that no one was inside. It was a hoax so the parents could get media attention and pitch themselves for a reality show.

We saw Jon and Kate split up.

We saw
Southland get cancelled before its second season even aired one episode because its content is suited for a 10:00 pm broadcast time slot, but NBC does not have that time slot available. TNT picked up the show.

We saw the return of sitcom favorites.

Courtney Cox in
Cougar Town.

Ed O’Neill in
Modern Family.

Kelsey Grammer in
Hank.

Patricia Heaton in
The Middle.

Ray Romano in
Men of a Certain Age.

We saw Jim and Pam get married on
The Office.

We saw the end of
King of the Hill and the launch of its replacement -- Family Guy spinoff The Cleveland Show.

We saw
The Simpsons begin its 20th season.

We saw the debut of Amy Poehler’s comedy,
Parks and Recreation.

We saw Chevy Chase finally ready for prime time as part of the ensemble cast of NBC’s rookie comedy,
Community.

And we saw America’s favorite high school football coach, Eric Taylor, begin the next chapter of his career in
Friday Night Lights. Same town -- Dillon, Texas. Different high school -- East Dillon High.

We saw unknown Taylor Schilling capture our hearts as the lead character in
Mercy, Veronica Callahan, a nurse at the fictional Mercy Hospital in Jersey City, New Jersey.

We saw
Saturday Night Live begin its 35th season.

We saw a remake of
The Prisoner, the revolutionary late 1960’s drama.

And we saw a
Seinfeld reunion of sorts on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

We said hello to Royal Pains, White Collar, and Castle.

We said goodbye to
Monk, The Unusuals, and Life on Mars.

We also said goodbye to icons of the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s.

Soupy Sales, who entertained children of the 1960’s as an unofficial precursor to Pee Wee Herman.

Farrah Fawcett, who inspired women in the late 1970’s to wear their hair long and feathered.

And Michael Jackson, who helped launch MTV in the 1980’s with videos that told stories.

2010 is just around the corner. If it’s anything like 2009, it should take us on quite an odyssey in the world of television.

ER

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

An emergency room in a Chicago hospital.

A multi-racial cast.

Humor covering up the pain of working in a trauma situation.

Sounds like
ER.

It is
ER. But it’s not the one that immediately comes to mind.

Not the one that debuted in 1994.

Not the one that was a cornerstone of NBC’s Thursday night lineup for fifteen years.

This
ER lasted only one season.

It was a sitcom based on a 1982 play. It was a nicely written, nicely acted, nicely produced show that aired on CBS during the 1984-85 season.

Elliott Gould plays Dr. Howard Sheinfeld, a twice divorced doctor who moonlights at Clark Street Hospital’s Emergency Room to pay his alimony bills. With Gould’s veteran comedy instincts,
ER seems like a good idea for a sitcom. And it was, particularly in hindsight considering
the show’s talent, star power, and ensemble performances.

Conchatta Ferrell plays veteran nurse Thor. She later appeared on
L.A. Law as entertainment attorney Susan Bloom. Currently, she stars as Berta, the wisecracking maid on Two and a Half Men.

Mary McDonnell took over the role of Dr. Eve Sheridan, Sheinfeld’s boss and potential love interest. Five years after
ER, McDonnell captured America’s attention in Dances With Wolves. Marcia Strassman, Julie Kotter in Welcome Back, Kotter, plays Sheridan in the ER pilot.

Pamela Adlon plays Jenny Sheinfeld, the daughter of Dr. Sheinfeld. She voiced Bobby Hill on the long-running cartoon series
King of the Hill.

Before he found fame, accolades, and notoriety as Larry David’s alter ego on
Seinfeld -- George Costanza -- Jason Alexander played hospital administrator Harold Stickley on ER.

Lynne Moody plays young, love-seeking, good-natured nurse Julie Williams. In a bit of inspired crossover casting, Sherman Helmsley brought his George Jefferson character to
ER as Julie’s uncle in a guest appearance.

Luis Avalos plays Dr. Tomas Esquivel. Avalos is probably best known to Generation Xers from
The Electric Company.

And, of course, George Clooney. He appears on both
ER shows. In the sitcom, he is Ace -- a heart-throbbing, pulse pounding, personality plus paramedic with rock and roll dreams. The name of his band is The Body Fluids.

Ace’s nickname reinforces his reputation as a ladies man -- My Place Ace. Coincidentally, Tomas reminisces about his younger days with a corresponding nickname -- Mi Casa Tomasa.

Like
Night Court, Barney Miller, or Taxi, ER revolved around the workplace. But the potential romance between Sheinfeld and Sheridan, the wonderful acting and writing, and the quirky patients who populated the emergency room at Clark Street Hospital were not enough to keep ER from flatlining.

ER holds a special significance for me. In one episode, a guest character named Dr. Krell makes an appearance. Dr. Sheinfeld remarks on the name. He says, If I wasn’t a Sheinfeld, I’d like to be a Krell.

The Ultimate TV Network

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

If I created the ultimate television network, the prime time program lineup would probably look like this:

On Sunday, I would start with the legends.
I Love Lucy at 8:00pm followed by The Jack Benny Program at 8:30pm.

The pairing makes sense since Lucille Ball and Jack Benny were not only show business icons, but also neighbors in real life. They lived next door to each other on North Roxbury Drive in Beverly Hills.

Then, we turn to the rural heavyweights.
The Andy Griffith Show at 9:00pm and The Beverly Hillbillies at 9:30pm.

Sunday nights should be nice and easy, after all. And what's nicer and easier than our friends in Mayberry and the hillbilly transplants to the land of Rodeo Drive?

At 10:00pm,
The Sopranos.

On Monday nights, I would pair
The Dick Van Dyke Show and Mary Tyler Moore in the 8 o'clock hour, followed by M*A*S*H and Murphy Brown in the 9 o'clock hour.

At 10:00pm,
St. Elsewhere.

Tuesday nights would start with family comedy.
The Cosby Show and Family Ties 8:00pm and 8:30pm respectively.

Everybody Loves Raymond at 9:00pm and Two and a Half Men at 9:30pm.

At 10:00pm,
Law & Order.

Wednesday nights would start with sophistication.

Frasier at 8:00pm and The Odd Couple at 8:30pm. I'm sure Felix Unger would have enjoyed talking wine, opera, and art with the Crane brothers.

The 9 o'clock hour would consist of
You'll Never Get Rich starring Phil Silvers as Sergeant Bilko and The Twilight Zone.

At 10:00pm,
Hill Street Blues.

Of course, Thursday nights would truly be Must See TV with
Cheers, Taxi, Seinfeld, and Friends followed by ER at 10:00pm.

Friday night would be another family-friendly night, starting with
The Brady Bunch at 8:00pm and The Wonder Years at 8:30pm.

At 9:00pm,
Friday Night Lights, a depiction of a west Texas town obsessed with high school football.

At 10:00pm,
The Wire.

Saturday night begins with cartoons.

The Simpsons at 8:00pm and King of the Hill at 8:30pm.

The Honeymooners at 9:00pm and Curb Your Enthusiasm at 9:30pm.

At 10:00pm,
Homicide: Life on the Street, an undervalued, underrated, and underwatched program during its tenure on NBC in the 1990's.

Reasonable minds can differ.

Should
Happy Days be in the lineup instead of The Brady Bunch?

What about
L.A. Law, thirtysomething, Scrubs, or All in the Family?

What's the standard for making the linuep?

All good questions.

For now, it's merely instinctive.

Programs can be replaced.

Or I can start another network.

Badge of Honor

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Based on the novel of the same name by James Ellroy, the 1997 movie
L.A. Confidential boasts an outstanding cast.

Guy Pearce.

Russell Crowe.

Kevin Spacey.

Kim Basinger.

Danny DeVito.

James Cromwell.

David Straithairn.

But it also has a treat for fans of classic television.

In the setting of 1953, the popular television show of the day is
Badge of Honor, a direct nod to Dragnet.

Kevin Spacey's character of Detective Jack Vincennes is Technical Director on the show.

He's a friend of the show's star, Brett Chase. Television veteran Matt McCoy plays Chase. McCoy is probably most recognizable to
Seinfeld fans from his guest appearances as Lloyd Braun, childhood rival of George Costanza.

Vincennes clearly enjoys the aura of celebrity.

In an early scene, he's dancing with a girl who is enamored with Jack's glamourous nexus to Brett Chase and the world of television.

Indeed, Vincennes is a Hollywood detective.

Badge of Honor plays a highly significant role in the relationship between Pearce's novice Detective Edmund Exley and the veteran Detective Jack Vincennes.

When Exley has to figure a scheme to rat out certain cops, he convinces the higher-ups to use Vincennes'
Badge of Honor job as leverage against him so he'll testify against the bad apples in the department.

He knows Vincennes lives for the glory that the show gives him.

With the police department's threat of disallowing Vincennes' association with
Badge of Honor, Vincennes agrees to testify.

Vincennes counters, however, and tells Exley he simply testified against old-timers who were close to retirement anyway. He gets to keep his
Badge of Honor job. The bosses are satisfied.

Vincennes plays his Hollywood connections like Yitzhak Perlman plays the violin -- with sheer expertise.

He has an information-sharing arrangement with Sid Hudgens, a sleazy tabloid writer played by Danny DeVito.


Think Louie DePalma of
Taxi with a typewriter but with more cunning, deceitfulness, and an absolute lack of morals.

Vincennes gains fame with Hollywood busts of celebrities and Hudgens increases circulation with stories of the same.

Vincennes becomes embroiled in the investigation at the heart of
L.A. Confidential.

And later in the movie, we see that Jack Vincennes does a 180-degree turn with his own morals. He fatally pays for his conscience.

In
L.A. Confidential, we actually see a snippet of Badge of Honor, the show within a movie. And the famous phrase attributed to its real-life counterpart appears as a clear nod -- Just the facts.

The first incarnation of
Dragnet occurred in the same time frame as L.A. Confidential, 1951-1959.

Seinfeld

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Seinfeld left network television on May 14, 1998.

On that date, we said goodbye to Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer.

We said goodbye to puffy shirts, Kramerica Industries, and Newman.

We said goodbye to a timeless comedy that had the powerhouse Must See TV Thursday 9:00 pm time slot (8:00 pm in the Midwest).

Through reruns, DVD, and the Internet, we can relive the adventures of George wanting to be an architect, Kramer creating elaborate business schemes, and Elaine searching for the perfect mate.

The final episode of
Seinfeld places the central four characters in the small town of Latham, Massachusetts after a forced emergency landing derails their plane ride to Paris.

They fight charges of breaking a Good Samaritan law by failing to help an overweight victim of a mugging.

Familiar faces from past Seinfeld episodes testify for the district attorney. They attack the character of the comedian, his neurotic friend from childhood, his girlfriend turned platonic friend, and his hipster doofus neighbor.

Bookman. The library cop who tracked Jerry down after twenty years for not returning a Henry James book to the New York Public Library.

George Steinbrenner. New York Yankees owner and George Costanza's boss.

Arthur Vandelay. Yes, George's favorite moniker of "Art Vandelay" actually belongs to the judge presiding over the case.


Naturally, the Jackie Chiles character inspired by famed attorney Johnnie Cochran provides the legal defense. Phil Morris inimitably plays Jackie Chiles.

The episode ends with the four characters going to prison. The episode tag shows Jerry doing standup comedy for his new prison friends. It's a nod to the
Seinfeld episode structure that showed Jerry performing at a nightclub with the jokes relating to the episode story. In later years, Seinfeld dropped the tag from the episodes.

In the end, the show about nothing gave its characters a comeuppance because they did nothing.

Self-absorbed?

Sure.

Egotistical?

You bet.


Selfish?

Affirmative.

But what would life be like for the gang in prison? Would things be any different?

Would George continue to come up with schemes, perhaps to outsmart security and smuggle in food?

Would Elaine continue on her quest to find true love, perhaps with the warden or another female prisoner if she "switches teams?"

Would Kramer continue his wild entrances, perhaps into Jerry's cell?


Would Jerry continue his observations of the mundane and translate them into the hysterical?

For example, what is the deal with prison food?

Heeere's Conan!

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Tonight is Jay Leno's last night as host of
The Tonight Show.

Leno enjoyed great success because of his immense dedication to the craft of comedy, a Must See TV lineup lead-in with powerhouses
Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Friends, Seinfeld, and ER, and a 1995 appearance by Hugh Grant after his arrest for soliciting a prostitute that turbocharged ratings.

But great success came with a cost. Leno's tenure at
The Tonight Show will be forever marked by intense competition with Late Show with David Letterman preceded by the confusion over which comedian would succeed Johnny Carson. Additionally, the furor created by Leno's manager Helen Kushnick when she was the initial Executive Producer of The Tonight Show triggered her dismissal only four months into the show. A seventeen-year relationship between the likable comedian and tough entertainment manager evaporated. This, after building Jay Leno's career, increasing his exposure, and taking him from small clubs to the most coveted job in comedy.

Leno will be gone from late night after tonight's broadcast, but not from NBC. In a few months, we will see him on prime time as the host of a Monday-Friday 10:00 pm show (9:00 pm in the Midwest).

Ironically, this is the same time slot that NBC offered to David Letterman after they gave
The Tonight Show to Jay Leno. Letterman refused and went to CBS.

A Jay Leno talk-variety show in prime time will be cheaper to produce with more original shows than a drama. But is NBC foregoing potential licensing dollars by not investing in a drama?

To put a spin on a well-known phrase, prime time will tell.

Conan O'Brien takes the baton of
The Tonight Show on Monday, June 1st.

Numbers

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Numbers play important roles in television.

Nielsen ratings determine whether programs live or die.

There’s a show on CBS actually called
Numbers because it deals with a mathematical approach to solving crimes.

But what about numerical references in the actual television shows?

Let’s take a journey on one through ten.

Titles:

The Single Guy.

The Odd Couple.

Three’s Company.

Number of characters:

Four seems to be a magic number.

4-A. Classic sitcoms.
I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Seinfeld, and Will & Grace all share a striking similarity: four major characters in a New York apartment.

4-B. Law & Order. The longest running network drama has four major characters, two detectives and two assistant district attorneys. Purists might argue the number is six because of the police lieutenant and the D.A., however, most of the scenes appear to use some combination of the aforementioned four.

4-C. HBO’s Entourage uses four primary characters -- a movie star, his half-brother and his two friends.

Five children on
The Partridge Family.

Six on
The Brady Bunch. NBC’s powerhouse sitcom Friends also had six major characters.

Seven is interesting.

It was the name George Costanza chose for his future offspring on
Seinfeld. Unfortunately, it lost significance when the pregnant cousin of George’s fiancé Susan took it for her newborn baby.

Seven was also the name of a child the Bundys adopted on
Married With Children. Then, like Chuck Cunningham, he just wasn’t there one day, though he was referenced briefly in a dream sequence when Kelly had to empty her brain of useless information and a picture of Seven floated by.

Back to titles.

Eight is Enough.

The Nine.

Just the Ten of Us.

Numbers can play an important part in the plot line of a show. In
Lost, the following numbers have terrific significance: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

First, they’re Hurley’s winning lottery numbers.

Second, they’re on the bottle of medication that Desmond takes.

Third, they’re the numbers Desmond has to enter into the computer every 108 minutes. Coincidentally, or maybe not, the numbers total 108 when added together.

When he didn’t, he triggered a reaction that caused an Oceanic Airlines flight from Sydney to Los Angeles to crash on the island. The numbers have also appeared individually or in some combination throughout the series. For example, the Oceanic flight number is 815.

Numbers.

They’re not just for Nielsen ratings anymore.