Three's Company

MASH Guest Stars

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

The list of guest stars on
M*A*S*H is an entertainment hall of fame list.

From 1972 to 1983, this powerhouse show on CBS boasted actors and actresses who later became fixtures on America’s favorite television shows on the Eye Network.

Joan Van Ark and
Knots Landing.

Gregory Harrison and
Trapper John, M.D.

Vic Tayback and
Alice.

Sorrell Booke and
The Dukes of Hazzard.

Linda Kelsey and
Lou Grant.

Susan Saint James and
Kate and Allie.

Some actors and actresses became fixtures on America’s favorite television shows on other networks.

Ed Flanders and
St. Elsewhere.

Ed Begley, Jr. and
St. Elsewhere.

Shelley Long and
Cheers.

George Wendt and
Cheers.

John Ritter and
Three’s Company.

Robert Ito and
Quincy.

Jack Soo and
Barney Miller.

Larry Wilcox and
CHiPs.

And some actors and actresses became movie stars.

Laurence Fishburne.

Patrick Swayze.

Teri Garr.

Some guest stars on
M*A*S*H played roles that helped peel back the layers of the regular staff of the 4077th.

In the episode
The More I See You, Blythe Danner plays Carlye, a nurse and long-lost flame of Hawkeye.

We learned that Hawkeye and Carlye actually lived together.

But timing is everything.

The relationship couldn’t go further because Hawkeye was in residency and work was his priority.

Now assigned to the 4077th, Carlye is married. Hawkeye tries to reignite the flame.

And he succeeds.

Until he gives a rambling monologue about commitment while walking around his tent, a.k.a. the Swamp. Carlye shows him that he cannot have a relationship because he’s literally talked himself into a corner while talking about long-term commitment.

Dennis Dugan appears in two
M*A*S*H episodes -- Love and Marriage and Strange Bedfellows.

In
Strange Bedfellows, he plays Potter’s son-in-law.

And Potter learns about the son-in-law’s betrayal to his wife, Potter’s daughter. Though angry, Potter reveals that he himself got a little friendlier than he should have with a nurse early in his career.

Ron Howard guest stars in the first episode that showed
M*A*S*H could go beyond the antics of draftee doctors to places of deep emotion, pathos, and sobriety.

In the landmark episode
Sometimes You Hear the Bullet, Hawkeye’s friend, Tommy Gillis, is researching a book about war.

James Callahan plays Gillis.

He theorizes that a soldier never hears the bullet that kills him. Gillis’ theory directly contrasts the depiction of combat in the movies. He wants to call his book
You Never Hear the Bullet.

During his research on the front lines, Gillis gets shot and winds up on Hawkeye’s operating table. Gillis tells Hawkeye that he heard the bullet and dies before Hawkeye can operate.

Meanwhile, an underage soldier named Wendell Peterson is in post-op.

Played by Howard, the 15-year-old Wendell stole his brother Walter’s identity to become a soldier only to impress a girl.

Hawkeye initially tells him that the secret will not be revealed.

But after seeing his friend die, Hawkeye gets a speech from Colonel Henry Blake.

There are certain rules about a war. Rule Number One is ‘Young men die.’ Rule number two is ‘Doctors can’t change Rule Number One.’

Hawkeye’s response is to keep one young man from dying in one war.

He reports Peterson to Major Houlihan, thus saving Peterson from future harm, at least on the battle field.

Richie Brockelman, Private Eye

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Some television spinoffs do very well.

Frasier.

Laverne & Shirley.

The Jeffersons.

And not so well.

Joey.

Models Inc.

Richie Brockelman, Private Eye.

This show was a spinoff of the popular 1970's show
The Rockford Files. Richie Brockelman, Private Eye starred Dennis Dugan in the title role, an eager private investigator in his early 20's.

Well, maybe it wasn't technically a spinoff.

Richie Brockelman, Private Eye aired in 1978 with a half-dozen episodes. The character first appeared, however, in a 1976 tv-movie pilot entitled Richie Brockelman: Missing 24 Hours.

Richie appeared in a guest spot in the 2-hour
Rockford Files episode The House on Willis Avenue in 1978 that led to the series.

Although
Richie Brockelman, Private Eye only lasted five episodes with the pilot being a sixth, the guest star roster is impressive because of the guest stars' contributions to long-running television shows.

Norman Fell --
Three's Company.

Sharon Gless --
Cagney & Lacey.

Suzanne Pleshette --
The Bob Newhart Show.

Charles Siebert --
Trapper John, M.D.

Caroline McWilliams --
Benson.

Barbara Bosson played Sharon, Richie's secretary. She also played Fay Furillo, ex-wife of Captain Frank Furillo, on
Hill Street Blues.

Paired back-to-back with
The Rockford Files on Friday nights, Richie Brockelman, Private Eye was a fun show to watch.

Where Jim Rockford had a hard-boiled, weathered, and experienced air about him, Richie Brockelman relied on book smarts, enthusiasm, and persistence to solve cases.

But they did share one highly significant factor in their respective quivers of private eye arrows -- the police contact.

Where Rockford had Becker, Brockelman had Coopersmith. Robert Hogan, one of television's ubiquitous character actors, played Coopersmith.

After the shows cancellation, Richie Brockelman returned to
The Rockford Files in the 1979 episode Never Send A Boy King To Do A Man's Job.

Dennis Dugan did terrific work on the short-lived show as the eager, youthful, and optimistic private investigator. He may not be the most remembered actor who played a private eye on television, but his resume is outstanding, particularly as a director of comedy films.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

Happy Gilmore.

Saving Silverman.

National Security.

Big Daddy.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

As for Richie Brockelman, Private Eye, it's long since gone but not forgotten.

Numbers

by David Krell
david@davidkrell.com

Numbers play important roles in television.

Nielsen ratings determine whether programs live or die.

There’s a show on CBS actually called
Numbers because it deals with a mathematical approach to solving crimes.

But what about numerical references in the actual television shows?

Let’s take a journey on one through ten.

Titles:

The Single Guy.

The Odd Couple.

Three’s Company.

Number of characters:

Four seems to be a magic number.

4-A. Classic sitcoms.
I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Seinfeld, and Will & Grace all share a striking similarity: four major characters in a New York apartment.

4-B. Law & Order. The longest running network drama has four major characters, two detectives and two assistant district attorneys. Purists might argue the number is six because of the police lieutenant and the D.A., however, most of the scenes appear to use some combination of the aforementioned four.

4-C. HBO’s Entourage uses four primary characters -- a movie star, his half-brother and his two friends.

Five children on
The Partridge Family.

Six on
The Brady Bunch. NBC’s powerhouse sitcom Friends also had six major characters.

Seven is interesting.

It was the name George Costanza chose for his future offspring on
Seinfeld. Unfortunately, it lost significance when the pregnant cousin of George’s fiancé Susan took it for her newborn baby.

Seven was also the name of a child the Bundys adopted on
Married With Children. Then, like Chuck Cunningham, he just wasn’t there one day, though he was referenced briefly in a dream sequence when Kelly had to empty her brain of useless information and a picture of Seven floated by.

Back to titles.

Eight is Enough.

The Nine.

Just the Ten of Us.

Numbers can play an important part in the plot line of a show. In
Lost, the following numbers have terrific significance: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

First, they’re Hurley’s winning lottery numbers.

Second, they’re on the bottle of medication that Desmond takes.

Third, they’re the numbers Desmond has to enter into the computer every 108 minutes. Coincidentally, or maybe not, the numbers total 108 when added together.

When he didn’t, he triggered a reaction that caused an Oceanic Airlines flight from Sydney to Los Angeles to crash on the island. The numbers have also appeared individually or in some combination throughout the series. For example, the Oceanic flight number is 815.

Numbers.

They’re not just for Nielsen ratings anymore.